Monday, March 27, 2006

NATO Phonetic Alphabet

I'm sure we've all at least heard some of it in several movies, right? Hehe.

For example: "This is Bravo Charlie Fife Niner requesting permission to land."

Here's the complete alphabet. Thanks to Wikipedia.

Have fun.

*Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
**Delta Oscar Oscar Delta!

Friday, March 24, 2006

25 Things That Make Me Happy

George tagged me as to write down and publish 25 things which make me happy. I already have my list ready. But first, Lets put an interesting spin on this, shall we?

I propose the following, I am going to tag five people:

1. George
2. Manu
3. Andrew
4. Moreno
5. Deme

What do you five have to do? Write 10 things YOU think make ME happy. When I recieve these 5 lists, I'll publish them as well as my list of 25. This sounds interesting doesn't it? I'd prefer to recieve feedback before I publish my list.

So I'm just waiting for you guys...

If anyone else feels up to this task, go ahead and feel free to make a list for me too. You all know my E-mail... if not... post a comment with your list.


"Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list!"

Guest Post: "¿Quién entiende a las mujeres?"

Be advised, this is a guest post. A friend from work came to this realization earlier today; I thought I'd share it with You all.

Las mujeres se hacen piercings, se hacen tatuajes en todo el cuerpo, se hacen liftings, tienen partos normales, tienen cesareas, se hacen la liposucción, se engrapan el estomago, se ligan las trompas, se aplican inyecciones de Botox, se aplican inyecciones de alcachofa, se operan las pechugas, se operan las costillas, se operan la nariz, se operan las nalgas, pasan horas quemandose el coco con el secador y aguantando templones de pelo, se depilan con pinzas y con cera caliente, se sacan la cutícula, se sacan las cejas, se perforan las orejas.......


By: Mayor Fckr.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Find the Difference

Did ya find it yet? I think it's a kickass product... But thats just me.
PS. For this free promo I should get a free bike, heh heh. But then again, with the number of hits I get on this blog I shouldn't count on it!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Quote of the Day

"Wisdom and love have nothing to do with one another. Wisdom is staying alive, survival. You're wise if you don't stick your finger in the light plug. Love - you'll stick your finger in anything."

-Robert Altman, Movie Director

Friday, March 03, 2006

Fuzzy Wuzzy or Slippy Dippy?

Read this article first (in spanish, and awkwardly written, I may add).

OK!!! Now you have an idea where this is headed. If you don't, because you were too lazy to read the article (busted!), you'll probably guess anyway - it doesn't take a genious to do so either.

Now, my perspective, and please remember I tend to think in unconventional ways:

5. They work the same either way.
4. Variety is always good.
3. If a guy says he doesn't do fuzzy, place said fuzzy in front of him and watch...
2. There's nothing wrong with either condition, so long as proper hygiene is excercised.
1. Forests are kinda cozy; deserts are kinda sexy*; ergo, anything in between can't possibly be half bad!

You know, I think I am blushing... Crap...

*Both can have kreepy kritters messin around anyway. ;-)

**I'd love to hear some female points of view on this topic and their thoughts on the same applied to males... Girl's rarely say anything... its kinda taboo, I guess...

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Here They Are (5 Habits)

"I've kicked the habit
shed my skin
this is the new stuff
I go dancing in, we go dancing in"
- Peter Gabriel, Sledgehammer

Prior to exposing five of my quirky habits, these are runners-up, in no particular order (alphabetical, actually):

-Can't have my feet tucked in in bed.
-I can't stand people who make funny noises when they eat; it makes me nauseaous. Please, close your mouth. And if you still resonate, please eat away from me.
-I clean my ears daily
-Sometimes I am too lazy to go pay bills.
-Toilet paper rolls must be set so the plies fall from over, not under.
-Toothpaste tubes must be squeezed from the bottom.

My top 5 quirky habits are:

5. I sleep. I sleep a lot. Don't bother me if I am asleep. Unless I have given orders to be awakened. Otherwise, make sure you are at least further than kicking distance.

4. I curse a lot when I drive. Don't tell me not to, I will continue AND I will start taking it out on you.

3. If I am playing dominoes, don't remind me of the rules; I may just send you off to Blow Someone.

2. If Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Back to the Future, or Top Gun are on the tube I gotta watch them until they are over.

And quirky habit "numero uno" is...

1. When I am home, 99.999% of the time I will be wearing nothing but boxers. Please announce yourself before coming over.

My victims:

Mr. Cream
Carmen L.

If you don't have a blog, well... now's a good a time as any to start.

5 Habits

Lida Virginia has challenged me. She wants me to publish five crazy habits of mine not many people know. This is next to come.